Can’t Believe It

Piss Man managed to hack all my accounts. Must have gotten access to my password manager. Luckily he left the website alone. He must like the attention.

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Get H@cked

Hey losers, Piss-man here. I managed to hack into the site owner’s mainframe. Let’s just say there’s some stuff on here that he WOULDN’T want you seeing. Looking forward to…

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False Piss Man Spotting

Our earlier claim that the piss man was spotted on 75N and Forest Lane was confirmed a hoax. We will start asking hotline callers for verification before reporting a sighting….

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PISS MAN SPOTTED

THE PISS MAN WAS SPOTTED NEAR NORTH DALLAS CORNER OF 75N AND FOREST LANE. PLEASE BE AWARE HE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS. THERE SHOULD BE NO ATTEMPTS TO APPREHEND THIS…

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